Big Science

Todavía me estoy riendo de este gran megaproyecto satírico aparecido en The Onion:

Scientists Ask Congress To Fund $50 Billion Science Thing

The scientists spoke for approximately three hours about the complicated science machine, which is expensive, and large, telling members of the House Committee on Science and Technology that the tubular, gamma-ray-using mechanism is vital in some big way. Yet the high price tag of the thing, which would be built on a 40-square-mile plot of land where the science would ultimately occur, remained a pressing question.